Cast from 100% pure Tremontium (tastes and smells a bit like metal in our atmosphere), Grordbort Industries' Universal Gun Stand is an absolute necessity in polite society. We regret to admit that its conception was prompted by popular demand - something we normally address with loathing and contempt and generally treat with a fair measure of ignore. Firstly - it seems not all armed gentry has sufficient mantle-piece acreage to house a growing collection of raygun transportation cases. We've been gently nudged with the business end of a thrusk tusk by several esteemed customers until we contrived something size-wise more suburbanesque. Secondly - many a gentleman has been openly frowned-at (the nerve!) for resting still-smoldering wave oscillation contraputronica on the Louis XV, leaving the charred remains beyond restorability to intended form and purpose. And as the saying goes - "three steps behind every successful sportsman trots a reasonably contented consort." Dr. Grordbort therefore sees it as his personal quest to remove any obstacles to a harmonious co-existence with these individuals of the unmistakably fairer, but ironically also completely unfair sex.